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The Quarterly Review of Doublespeak reports these odious additions to the lexicon of prevarication, pomp and euphemism:
1. “Nutritional avoidance therapy”-a diet
2. “Movement experience”-sports
3. “Environmental hygienist”-janitor
4. “Activity boosters”-amphetamines
5. “Adverse weather visibility device”-windshield wiper
6. “Non-ecological boundary”-fence
