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After reading many articles, editorials and letters in various publications, I have come to the conclusion that all of the problems in our society are caused by the following groups: people who smoke, drink or use drugs; people who are poor, homeless or on welfare; people who get old or sick; unwed mothers; people getting Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid; and people of other ethnic heritage or religion.
My solution is to put all of these people in prison. Once this happens and the “perfect” people who are left find out how much it is costing them, they may stop complaining about what a terrible world we live in and devote their time to trying to improve it, instead of crucifying everyone else.
