Nothing will get you in the Christmas-in-July spirit faster than belting out goofy carols. (You could wake up your folks bright and early by singing outside their bedroom door!) We’re sure the following carols will ring a bell.
O SUMMER CHORES
(sing to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”)
O summer chores, O summer chores, they’re ruining my summer.
O summer chores, O summer chores, they’re ruining my summer.
Clean the garage and mow the grass, paint the fence, take out the trash.
O summer chores, O summer chores, they’re ruining my summer.
ROAD-TRIP FIGHTS
(sing to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Driving down the road in an RV packed too tight
We haven’t left the state, but we’ve begun to fight.
Dad tells us to pipe down; the baby’s dropped his toy.
What fun this family trip will be if we leave Illinois!
(Refrain) Road trip fights, road trip fights, fighting all the way!
Fifteen hours of family feuds and five toll booth delays!
Road trip fights, road trip fights, fighting all the way! Fifteen hours of family feuds and five toll booth delays!
A minute or two ago, we asked if we were there;
Dad grabbed the rear view mirror and gave an angry stare.
We sat back in our seats, didn’t want to anger Pop.
Five minutes passed, we couldn’t wait, we needed the rest stop!
(Refrain)
HIT THE TRAIL
(sing to the tune of ” Deck the Halls”)
Camp gear and a musty trunk
Tra la la la la la la la la
We’re headed to Camp Kowabunk
Tra la la la la la la la la
Bug spray, sun block, extra TP
Tra la la la la la la la la
Hope my roommate’s not too creepy
Tra la la la la la la la la
There’s the campground right before us
Tra la la la la la la la la
My camp director’s name is Boris
Tra la la la la la la la la
We follow him through swamps and bogs
Tra la la la la la la la la
I miss my Rollerblades and POGs!
Tra la la la la la la la la
Sixty bug bites, blistered feet
Tra la la la la la la la la
What is today’s mystery meat?
Tra la la la la la la la la
Two weeks pass, we’re still alive
Tra la la la la la la la la
How did anyone survive?
Tra la la la la la la la la
