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The April 1 article by Michael Kilian (“Stars get mugged,” Tempo) was pathetic. What was newsworthy about it? What’s next for that glorious newspaper known as the Chicago Tribune? Topless photos of Lady Di?
Your sales are good enough without your having to compete with the tabloids. People buy your newspaper because it holds to a higher level of decency. Wise up before you lose those readers.
