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In his new book, “Dave Barry in Cyberspace” (Crown, $22), author/newspaper columnist Dave Barry submits some new Internet emoticons:
🙂 Happy person
🙁 Sad person
🙂 Happy person with a nose
🙁 Sad person with a nose
:–( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose
:- (vertical bar) Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose
.-) Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
:V:- Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head
:-(-( (squirrel) Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel
