A few weeks ago in our back-to-school issue, we gave you a fill-in-the-blanks essay so you could tell us about your first day of school. They were all so funny we laughed till milk came out our noses! We picked our fave five essays and stuck those answers on this page. For more fun, mix and match them with the essay, reprinted below. And congrats to winners Laura and Jenny K., Jake F., Michael R., Greg M. and Hayleigh H. Your school supplies are in the mail (almost). P.S.: All you kids who wrote in don’t really go to weird and stinky schools, do you?
1
smelly
peachy
weird
smelly (again)
fishy
2
stinky
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
adventurous
bewildering
smelly
3.
underwear
little sister
brain
moose
pants
4.
pig
dog
garbage can
elk
boxers
5.
(Fill in your own blank, cuz we’re not naming
names.)
6.
(gassy word we can’t use in KidNews because we’ll get in trouble)
sore
explode
do pushups
hop
7.
(Fill in your own blank, cuz we’re not naming names.)
8.
far-out
supergroovy
stinky
cool
wacky
9.
(Fill in your own blank, cuz we’re not naming names.)
10.
school
homework
toilet paper
Michael Jackson
“Saturday Night Fever”
11.
dirty Kleenex
poster of Brad Renfro
pig
head
autographed Barney
12.
bad
incredibly gorgeous
stupendous
ugly
vogue
13.
substitute
chemistry
5th-grade
reading
Spanish
14.
suck our pacifier
make ice
golf
mud wrestle
rumba
15.
recess
homeroom
social studies
lunch
advanced calculus
16.
health
history
math
French
social studies
17.
smell each other
actually work
squeal
watch Barney
study socially
18.
puke
sleep through it
shout
listen to Shaq raps
