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We are all familiar with the MVP awards given to deserving team players in the world of sports. I suggest that certain members of the Congress–indeed, let that include the entire Republican Party–be honored in a like fashion. All deserving men and women of the House and Senate are to be given a button, tastefully designed in partisan colors, of course, and stamped with the letters MVP (Most Vituperative Pontificator).
For a little more, extra stones to throw could be included.
