Cartoon character SpongeBob is soft, squishy and sweet–and reportedly has a large gay following. Whether the spongy dude with the pink-starfish best friend is gay or straight probably will remain a mystery–“SpongeBob SquarePants” is a kids’ TV show, after all–but the gay rumors have us wondering: What secrets are other fictional characters hiding? Let us know what you think–and whoever makes us giggle till milk comes out our nose will win this inflatable SpongeBob doll. The person behind the second-biggest giggle will nab the boa.
Send your entries by Thursday to Q@tribune.com. Please include your first and last name and the town where you live.
P.S. Feel free to veer from the gay/straight theme. For instance, we’re certain that our favorite “Sesame Street” character, Grover, is a secret beer guzzler. How else to explain that major pot belly?
