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With so much discouraging news to read in the Tribune every day about a pending war, elevated terrorist alerts and sinking economic news, it was sure a good news day to read about our highest law enforcement official blowing the cover off the kids selling roach clips and hash pipes on the Internet.

Thanks, John Ashcroft; I can’t tell you how much safer I feel.