Whose life would you rather have?
Angelina Jolie has a life worth dying for. Avril Lavigne has a life worth dying to avoid.
That’s according to readers of Jane magazine, who voted “Tomb Raider” star Jolie the winner and punk pop tart Lavigne the loser in the mag’s annual reader entertainment poll. An eye-popping 71 percent of readers said they’d like to swap lives with Jolie. Here’s how the two stack up.
Angelina Jolie
Profession: Actress
Contribution to humanity: Goodwill ambassador to the UN
High Commissioner for Refugees
Homecoming Moment: Her father, actor Jon Voight, said she has “serious mental problems.”
Jane readers think …: A woman who wore a vial of her lover’s blood around her neck must be “complex.”
Avril Lavigne
Profession: Rock star
Contribution to humanity: “Sk8ter Boi”
Homecoming Moment: Swept the Juno Awards, her native Canada’s version of the Grammys.
Jane readers think …: Her CD “Let Go” “isn’t worth glancing at to see if you have spinach in your teeth.”
The winner: Despite her high-profile breakup with Billy Bob Thornton, Angelina’s life is infinitely more desirable. As long as she isn’t getting jabbed with a traditional tattoo needle.
