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As I was walking down Michigan Avenue the other day, I noticed a rather tall, lanky man coming toward me. As I got closer, I realized it was actor Vince Vaughn. You might remember him from the fabulous movie “Swingers”; he played the fast-talking womanizer, with such one-liners as “Your money, baby!” and “Did you get her digits?”
As I got even closer, I noticed something protruding from his face: a giant, overgrown mustache that resembled a large, hairy caterpillar resting comfortably on his upper lip and curving downward to his chin.
I can only hope he’s remaking some Western such as “Custer: The Man and His Mustache.”
