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T-minus seven days till the recall election and the candidates still don’t have any decent campaign slogans. Here are some suggestions from topfive.com:
– Larry Flynt: Look for my campaign literature under your son’s mattress.
– Arnold Schwarzenegger: Free water and electricity from Oregon or I’ll kick their governor’s butt.
– Arianna Huffington: I want to be your governor (by “be,” I mean “attract,” and by “your governor,” I mean “a great deal of media attention”).
– Cruz Bustamante: I’d show you the money, but, uh, we spent it all.
– Gallagher: The only candidate willing to use state senators as whack-a-moles
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Compiled from RedEye news services and edited by Lara Weber (lweber@tribune.com) and Michael Morgan (mnmorgan@tribune.com)
