Jay-Z’s moving up the release of his “Black Album” to Nov. 14 because pirates leaked it on the Internet. Damn that Johnny Depp.
Already hearing bad things about “The Matrix Revolutions.” I probably wouldn’t even go see it if the machines weren’t poking me with sharp probes as I write this.
Halle Berry says the protein shakes she’s been drinking to get buff for “Catwoman” are giving her terrible gas. I always suspected she and I had something in common.
The trailer for the Brad Pitt epic “Troy” debuted Wednesday, and he and Jen Aniston have been arguing about who looks better in a skirt ever since.
NBC says Debra Messing’s pregnancy won’t be worked into the “Will & Grace” script, but a new plot line has Grace suddenly gaining 30 pounds.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog released an album Tuesday, and Will Ferrell stars in a movie opening Friday. What a great week.
Love the “Real Men of Genius” ads. Suggestion: Mr. “L” Stop Booth Attendant.
Some palookas–yeah, that’s what I’m calling them–are starting up a “Fast and Furious” Music Tour: A bad band plays, and everyone races to get the hell out of there.
Danny DeVito’s guest starring as a stripper on “Friends” in February. Don’t eat anything you don’t plan on giving back that night.
B-DAZE FOR
For 11/06
Glenn Frey, 1948, Eagles guitarist
Maria Shriver, 1955
Ethan Hawke, 1970
Thandie Newton, 1972
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, 1972
– How bout hubby John stops those annoying 10-10-920 ads? That’d be a nice gift.




