Meet the leaner, peppier Anna Nicole Smith.
The model turned reality TV laughingstock says fat jokes and taunting inspired her to shed weight.
“I was in a depressed state, and all I did was eat,” she told TV tabloid “Extra.”
Over the past few months, Smith has dropped at least 30 pounds, “Extra” reports, and she’s using her slimmed-down figure to hawk the weight-loss pill TrimSpa.
Now that there’s less of Anna to poke fun at, RedEye decided to launch one last barrage at Ms. Smith, a going-out-of-business sale of sorts.
Category: Televizzle
Old Anna: Came off as Jello in a cheap dress.
New Anna: Will come off as Jessica Simpson in a cheap dress.
Category: New reality
Old Anna: Hung out with butler Paul from “Joe Millionaire.”
New Anna: Will hang out with Jared from Subway.
Category: Mag mileage
Old Anna: Folks used to say, “Boy has she spread.”
New Anna: Will battle Carnie Wilson for ex-fat girl Playboy spread.
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Edited by RedEye staff (ritaredeye@tribune.com)
