Not saying the
White Sox are being
cheap, but with
what they’re willing to
spend on pitching, the
only help they’re going to find is Kool-Aid.
2. But seriously folks . . .
The Sox are willing to give up Magglio Ordonez for the low, low price of a starting pitcher, a relief pitcher, some minor leaguers, some cash–and, oh, Magglio Ordonez.
3. Bear with them
The Cavs added a guy named Michael “Yogi” Stewart to their Ricky Davis trade, but later admitted making a Boo-Boo.
4. Blanket statement
Surprise, Charles Tillman has the makings of the Bears’ first shut-down cornerback since Walt Harris. Only in his definition, he shuts down the receiver and not himself.
5. He’s a survivor
After Redskins QB Tim Hasselbeck posted a 0.0 rating, his wife and “The View” co-host Elizabeth offered him love, support and the services of Star Jones as a blocker.
Sixthman
6. Clothes- minded
Lions GM Matt Millen apologized for calling ex-Detroit receiver Johnnie Morton a gay slur. But it doesn’t take the “Queer Eye’s” fashion guy to tell Millen he needs a new pattern–of not putting his foot in his mouth.
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Edited by the Sports staff of RedEye.
