Nick Saban could leave the Tigers to coach the Bears, but that would mean skipping the Lions again. That’s probably wise, at
least until Matt Millen finds a brain.
2 Or …
Forget Saban, let’s see if Britney Spears wants to coach the Bears. It’s not likely she’ll want an extension, and PSL holders
could get a kiss out of the deal.
3 Puff Daddy
Think Knicks fans are glad to get Stephon Marbury back in New York? One call and he could get a giant “Marbury Man” erected in Times Square.
4 Point shaving
Everyone wants to know if Pete Rose is remorseful. Sure he is. But it was the ’70s, and everyone was wearing that hairstyle.
5 Wanna piece of her? Join the club
Ten years after the Nancy Kerrigan attack, former skater Tonya Harding just wants to be a regular person. She’s a professional boxer now, and we wish her well.
Break a leg, kid.
Sixthman
6 Powder puffs
With all of this snow, it has been really sloppy on the road
lately, like the Blackhawks.
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Edited by the Sports staff of RedEye.
