Listen up ladies. If you want to get rid of that guy who’s been hanging on too long, just Fabio him.
In what will surely go down as one of reality TV’s lamest twists ever, Larissa revealed her secret on Monday’s finale of “Average Joe: Hawaii.” And no, she wasn’t born a man.
Instead, she confided in pretty-boy Gil that she used to date–gasp!– Fabio! In true what-goes-around-comes-around-fashion, she was dumped because of it.
Gil, who had just enough air time for casting directors everywhere to see his pretty face and fab abs, took that news as his chance to pack it in. That’s what she gets for picking the dud. Meanwhile, Brian, the one who loved her, is turning down women in Boston. Fabio? Get real.
Viewers sounded off on the show’s message board:
“HER INSTINCTS say choose looks over substance. Revolting.”
“This truly is the worst I’ve ever felt while watching TV.”
“Who’s Fabio? That was her big ‘secret?’ “
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Edited by RedEye staff (ritaredeye@tribune.com)
