Big shakeup at CBS, huh? For NFL games, Jim Nantz is in the booth, and Greg Gumbel is back in the studio. But don’t fret: They still both have great hair.
I read recently that pecs are the new abs. I said that three years ago and nobody listened.
Here’s a shock: A new survey says fantasy football players think about their teams more than they think about sex. Doesn’t matter. Those guys never score for real anyway.
That said, I’m taking LaDainian Tomlinson No. 1 again. Sue me.
After being schooled at Wimbledon by 47-year-old Martina Navratilova, Catalina Castano said, “It’s almost like playing my mom.”
Yes, almost.
Navratilova wanted to prove her critics wrong after some said she didn’t deserve to be at Wimbledon.
“Are they still saying it?” Navratilova said. “I don’t think so.” Um, Martina, Castano was ranked No. 102 in the world. Dial it down.
I follow tennis like I attend parties: Call me when it heats up and the big names arrive and I’ll come over. Maybe.
Will the real A-Rod please stand up? Is it Alex Rodriguez or Andy Roddick? I’m getting Christmas cards out early this year.
Shaq will make $29.4 million next season (that’s no typo), but Shaq wants a trade. But to trade Shaq, you need to find a deal to a team that can create the salary cap space. Ladies and germs, I present you: Shaq to the Milwaukee Brewers for the entire
25-man roster.
The calendar tells me on this date in 1993, White Sox catcher Carlton Fisk set the new record for most games caught. That’s 2,226 games. Even I couldn’t squat that long.
I’ve seen New York City high school baller Sebastian Telfair, and there’s no question he can handle the rock. But he’s 5 foot 11,
165 pounds and riding a wave of East Coast hype. Take it from a fellow shorty: He can’t hack it in the NBA right now.
Of course, they said the same about
Spud Webb, so what the hell do I know. Buh-bye.
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