Feel like the only speaker missing from this week’s Democratic infomercial–oops, we mean national convention–is Ron Popeil? You’re not alone. (The GOP, of course, stages its dog-and-pony show next month.) But whether you’re for Kerry, Bush or Nader, you may find that these made-for-TV pol-a-paloozas don’t inspire you. So why not stop by these spots, where vigorous political debate is always on the menu.
Heartland Cafe
This gritty Rogers Park outpost is always abuzz with deep discussions. A hip restaurant-bar-community center-newsstand hybrid, you’ll be able to chow down and throw a few back while pondering what possessed Kerry to don that spacesuit. Not a big talker? Head to the general store and browse the stacks of left-wing books and zines. 7000 N. Glenwood Ave. 773-465-8005.
Weddings of Mass Destruction
Whether they’re talking about same-sex couples lining up outside of San Francisco’s city hall or a lesbian newlywed filing for divorce in Massachusetts, the gay marriage debate is already a hot-button issue in this fall’s elections. Second City Theatricals and GayCo Productions take a lighthearted approach to this heavy issue in this production, which is packed with satirical sketches, scenes and songs. Through Aug. 15. $15. Victory Gardens Theatre, 2257 N. Lincoln Ave. 773-871-3000.
HotHouse
Right-wingers might be hard-pressed to find friends at this non-profit booking center and live music/performing arts spot. However, those looking for a lively debate should pop in during the week and belly up to the bar for cocktails and conversation. Weekends are louder with local, national and international music shows often for under $10. 31 E. Balbo Drive, 312-362-9707.
Quimby’s
A bastion of unabashed expression, Quimby’s stocks a selection of publications not found on the typical newsstand. Find tattoo and body-art background info, punk rock profiles, alternative lifestyle insight and books, and plenty of partisan periodicals, not to mention poetry readings and more. If you haven’t already figured it out, this is clearly a left-of-center spot–so leave the “Bush ’04” buttons at home. 1854 W. North Ave. 773-342-0910.
“Just Married” photo exhibit
For 29 days, San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom defied federal law by allowing gay couples to wed. Head to Rushmore for this exhibit of images taken by photojournalists who were in and around San Francisco at the time. Thursday is the opening reception–stop by from 6 to 10 p.m. for free appetizers, wine, champagne and vodka drinks. The exhibit will continue through Sept. 30. Free. 1023 W. Lake St. 312-421-8845.
Kopi
Think politics and pillows don’t mesh? Think again. The elevated front area of this laid-back Andersonville cafe offers plump pillows and low-slung tables ideal for heated discussions (just remember to remove your shoes–house rules). Don’t like your pals’ political views? Simply press a pillow to your ear! Or take a break and visit the back boutique, Jalan Jalan, where you can peruse travel books, artwork, textiles, gifts and jewelry from around the world. Live music (classical guitar, folk and jazz) on Monday and Thursday evenings. 5317 N. Clark St. 773-989-5674.
Conventional boredom?
Yup, these carefully choreographed shindigs can be a snooze. Here are your votes for ways to bring “real” life to these partisan parties.
– Make party leaders compete in a “Celebrity Poker” tournament–with their own money.
5.8%
– Conduct a live-band karaoke contest with only Britney Spears songs.
36.9%
– Replace nomination process with “Who Wants to Be My President?”
4.8%
– Team with ABC and Sears for “Extreme Makeover– Presidential Edition.”
18.7%
– Let MTV and rapper Xzibit loose for “Pimp My Motorcade.”
33.8%
From a metromix.com online poll.
