1. Still not J.Lo material
Nicky Hilton’s first marriage has failed, but if she’s anything like Britney Spears, Carmen Electra or Jennifer Lopez, she’ll be married to another creepy guy in no time.
2. Watch me go nuts
One more spam e-mail about cheap Rolexes, and I promise I will go postal. At least the ones about prescription medications were useful.
3. Safety first
Bernie Mac tells Playboy magazine he’s an avid gun collector, and I thought I’d take this opportunity to say what a lovely movie “Mr. 3000” was. I’d buy the DVD in a second, honest.
4. Getting jigsaw with it
Anne Hathaway puzzles us with this top.
5. Sunny days
“Sesame Street” has come up with a new motto for its 35th birthday Wednesday: “Educating Jessica Simpson for 24 years.”
6. The real reason
Hoobastank says its last album was such a hit because the songs got played on TV shows like “The O.C.” and “Friends.” Excuse me while I boycott TV.
7. That’s Hollywood
There’s already talk of a sequel for “The Incredibles,” but I hear Elastigirl is holding out for a bigger contract.
8. Weird science
Tommy Lee says he’s struggling with chemistry as he takes classes at Nebraska for a reality show. Then again, his idea of chemistry was his marriage to Pam Anderson.
9. Controversy?
What controversy?
Neither “The Passion of the Christ” nor “Fahrenheit 9/11” will be considered for the Golden Globe in the drama film category because the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s rules exclude foreign language films and documentaries. Here’s to taking the easy way out.
