1. History in the making
In the coming days, this nation will mark another momentous step in its history. I am talking, of course, about the release of the “Alien vs. Predator” DVD on Tuesday.
2. Fuel for the fire
How about that Fuel singer dropping the old f-bomb during the inauguration festivities? Have some decency, you [bleeping] [bleep].
3. Broken democracy
Personally, I think it’s a little creepy that our country called upon Hilary Duff and Ruben Studdard to entertain us.
4. Next question
“So J.Lo, would you ever play a concert at Wrigley Field?”
5. I smell a hit
Speaking of Mrs. Anthony, she’s teaming up with MTV for an hourlong special about her fashion line. Don’t worry–Ben Affleck’s not in this one.
6. Silly divas
“America’s Next Top Model” is back for its fourth season on March 2. I start starving myself next week.
7. Silly divas, continued
We’re also less than a week away from the start of the next “Simple Life.” Set your blindfolds.
8. Great idea
A Colorado man has developed a fragrance inspired by the Discovery Channel’s “American Chopper.” Where’d he learn how to do business, “The Apprentice”?
9. In due time
There’s another Britney Spears baby rumor floating around. Slow down, people. She hasn’t even housebroken Kevin yet.
