1. Come on down
Thank goodness for Lollapalooza.
The only other way we were going to get thousands of metalheads in town was to advertise an RV sale.
2. Buy now
I’m looking forward to the concert,
myself. Should do wonders for my bail bonds business.
Yikes
Vanguard Records has signed Hootie and the Blowfish to a new record deal.
Apparently, the good folks at Vanguard aren’t aware that Hootie’s last big hit was a chicken sandwich jingle.
Good one “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” can still make ’em laugh.
From orange to juice
You know college basketball season is ending and baseball season is starting when the acne moves from players’ faces to their backs.
Cut tape
Justin Timberlake’s movie might be delayed indefinitely. Why didn’t anyone think of this when Britney Spears was doing “Crossroads”?
Feel the beat
Get ready, Shakira fans: Rumor has it she’s coming out with an album at the end of May. Until then, you’ll just have to keep shaking your can to Rod Stewart.
Off with the caterer’s head
I’ve gotta admit I’m not looking forward to Prince Charles’ wedding Friday. The invite says there’ll be tea and biscuits, but there’s no mention of fried chicken.
He’s not in right now
Speaking of silly Brits, the BBC recently admitted that it tried to contact
Bob Marley for a TV interview–24 years after he died. Who are the geniuses behind that news organization? Fox?
