TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: ANY WORDS OF CONDOLENCE FOR ILLINOIS BASKETBALL FANS?
TOPIC 2: WILL THE UNBEATEN WHITE SOX LOSE A GAME ALL SEASON?
TOPIC 3: WHAT DOES LUOL DENG’S INJURY MEAN FOR THE BULLS?
TOPIC 4: PREDICT THE FIRST DAVID TERRELL MELTDOWN WITH THE PATRIOTS.
TOPIC 5: IS THERE ANYTHING WEIRDER THAN CHEERING “GO NATS” AT A BALLGAME?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Sorry your season died. If you need to talk, I’ll be in North Carolina.
The unbeaten White Sox won’t. But the 77-85 White Sox will.
Extended media debate on how to pronounce Nocioni.
After celebrating a 4-yard catch, his teammates shove him in a meat locker.
Cheering “Go Nads” at a ballgame.
PHIL THOMPSON
Dear Champaign: The Illini brought our cities so close together. Now we’ll go back to ignoring you.
It’s not really fair to put that kind of pressure on Ozzie Guillen. Three losses are about right.
Without Deng in the playoffs, the Bulls won’t be away from him long.
Terrell blames missing the first down marker on heavy fog. Gives atmosphere the finger.
A “Nat” sounds like sports’ creepiest mascot … next to Leo.
LEO EBERSOLE
If you need some alone time, try the Blackhawks’ headquarters.
No, but the screw-up White Sox will drop every game after the All-Star break.
More chances for Andres Nocioni to commit a dumb foul.
Bill Belichick rips his arm off when he signals “first down” after a catch.
Cheering “Bulls win.” It still sounds like a joke.
BAG BOY
Not only do I feel your pain, I live it. Daily.
Who’s asking these upbeat questions, Mary Poppins?
The end.
He demands to know why Tom Brady gets all the attention.
Cheering “Go Sox” at a playoff game.
MIKE NORTH
Hey cheer up. Illini football’s coming up. Whoops.
The question is, “Will they give up a run all season?”
Now they might only make it to the Eastern Conference Finals.
The meltdown will be ours when he catches 80 balls and goes to the Pro Bowl.
Yeah. Yelling, “Cubs, woo! Cubs woo!”
