Diana vs. Camilla
The royal wedding is history, and now RedEye takes the moment to compare Prince Charles’ two wives–and how they fare.
WEDDING TO PRINCE CHARLES
Diana: Fairy-tale affair broadcast worldwide, helping spawn her international celebrity.
Camilla: Small civil ceremony in front of 30 people.
Winner: Diana. She was gorgeous that day. Oh! I promised I wouldn’t cry!
WOULD-BE QUEEN?
Diana: Some Brits wanted her to become queen even after the divorce from Charles.
Camilla: Brits don’t even want her to own any Queen albums.
Winner: Queen Diana
LOOKS
Diana: The doe-shaped eyes, the golden blond hair, the angelic face. A real princess.
Camilla: Bit of a horse face.
Winner: Camilla. We love ponies.
ADULTERY
Diana: Reportedly had affairs with several men while married to Prince Charles.
Camilla: Had an affair with Prince Charles while he was married to Diana.
Winner: Any man who had an affair with Diana.
CELEBRITY FRIEND
Diana: Elton John
Camilla: Joan Rivers
Winner: Tie. Rumor has it Elton John and Joan Rivers are one and the same.
HONEYMOON
Diana: She and Charles took a cruise around the Mediterranean Sea.
Camilla: Left after the wedding for Balmoral, a Scottish hunting lodge that belonged to Charles’ grandmother, Queen Victoria.
Winner: Camilla. Some say during Charles’ first honeymoon, she was with him in spirit.
Overall winner: Diana. Do we really have to explain why?
