1. Scary movie
It seems like there’s a new horror movie opening every other week. How about a hiatus? I’m still getting over “Fever Pitch.”
2. Leave some for us
Looks like Russell Simmons is getting back into the music business with a new music label, the Russell Simmons Music Group. You know we’re in bad shape when this guy decides he needs to make more money.
3. That’s the ticket
Pam Anderson has “Stacked” on Fox, and Jenny McCarthy’s got “The Bad Girl’s Guide” coming up May 24 on UPN. I knew I should have been a Playboy pinup.
4. Nice grille
Nelly reveals the truth–he’s a cyborg.
5. It’s on
Britney pregnancy watch, Day 2: It turns out she’s really pregnant, and that this is not, in fact, a sick, sick joke.
6. Dad said it was OK
There’s Internet buzz that “Star Wars: Episode III” indeed got a PG-13 rating, meaning schoolchildren will have to clear the movie with their parents. Maybe the typical 30-year-old “Star Wars” fan can give them a few pointers.
7. Chances are
Tough break for Nadia, but there’s life after “American Idol.” Who knows? David Hasselhoff’s band might need a backup singer.
8. Mending fences
Let’s take this time to apologize to Wendy’s now that the woman who claimed she found a human fingertip in her chili reportedly is not going to file a lawsuit (see Page 4). Now then, is it possible to get a Frosty sent over here at, say, noon-ish?
9. Snubbed
The Gospel Music Association held its annual awards Wednesday night, and we’re sad to report that Marilyn Manson was shut out for the 10th straight year.
