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Responses to some of the questions asked in the April 19th edition of RedEye:

1. THE IMAGE ON FULLERTON: On TV, it doesn’t look like anything. On the front page of the paper, it looks more like the Grim Reaper. On Page 9, it looks like Rasputin! Guess I’m no big help, am I? By the way, I think the holy grilled cheese sandwich looks more like Madonna the singer than Madonna, the mother of Christ.

2. MICHAEL JACKSON TRIAL: I think he might be guilty but, based on the testimonies being given, I think it will either be a hung jury or an acquittal.

3. THE GAY T-SHIRT ISSUE: OK, the Bible says homosexuality is a sin. But I think church laws can lighten up … the thought of two boys kissing each other isn’t exactly going to cause the heavens to crack and destroy the world.