TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: How will your life be different in 2012?
TOPIC 2: Any words of wisdom for Corey Patterson?
TOPIC 3: If you were an eating champion, what would your name be?
TOPIC 4: Should the Cubs be buyers or sellers?
TOPIC 5: The 2005 White Sox remind me of …
JIMMY GREENFIELD
If all goes well, I should be off
probation.
Start saving your money.
“Jimmy”
Buyers, with an option to fold.
The 2000 White Sox. You know, guys, an exciting pennant race wouldn’t kill you.
LEO EBERSOLE
When I call Bag Boy’s house, there’s a decent chance his mom won’t pick up.
Take a deep breath, relax and start using a cricket bat. Maybe even a tennis racket.
“The Snack Hole”
Mild buyers. Another utility
infielder and a middle reliever would be nice.
… the 2003 Florida Marlins.
PHIL THOMPSON
I’ll be heading up the CIA’s new Punk’d Division under
President-elect Kutcher.
Become a union rep so you can strike for a living.
Phil “But Never Full” Thompson
Just wait a while, they’ll be cellars soon enough.
The 2003 Cubs. And playing the role of Bartman, “Police
Academy’s” Steve Guttenberg.
MIKE NORTH
I really think I’ll start to mature and reach manhood!
Yeah, enjoy being this decade’s Shawon Dunston.
“The Horse”
Put the sign out: “Time to Sell.”
That’s easy: the 1959 White Sox team–with a bullet.
BAG BOY
I won’t feel bitter anymore. I’ll only feel resentful.
Want to borrow the bag?
“The Grocery Store”
Sell, sell! Wait, that means they’re giving up? Buy, buy!
“Arrested Development.” So damn good, but nobody’s watching.
