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Sagittarius

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

For the past few weeks you’ve despaired of a romantic future. “I’m destined to become the crazy old cat lady with 50 felines and no boyfriend.” Mercury is entering your sign, changing your luck. Remember how fabulous you are, and others will too.

Capricorn

Dec. 22-Jan.19

Some kind of financial improvement is headed your way. Treat your honey to a weekend getaway with that Christmas bonus. Splurge on some nice duds with that pay raise. Mars says stop holding on to your money with a death grip.

Aquarius

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

You’ve been going to extremes, and it’s time to settle down. The moon is urging you to take a deep breath. You don’t have to make a huge commitment right now. Tell all parties that you are going to take your own damn time about making a decision.

Pisces

Feb. 19-March 20

It’s too soon for wedding bells, but the moon says go ahead and celebrate romantic improvement. For once, you’re not sitting around pigging out on Haagen-Dazs and pizza. Or if you are, at least you have company.

Aries

March 21-April 19

You are such a tease! Playful Fire signs love to stalk their prey in an intense way and then play hard to get after someone is interested. A saucy moon has you giving off hot, then cold, vibes. Which is it going to be? Yes or no?

Taurus

April 20-May 20

No more playing coy. You’re ready to take charge and to make your desires known. If you’re interested in someone, you’ll throw yourself at his feet or pin her luscious bod against a wall. When a Taurus needs to let off some steam, watch out!

Gemini

May 21-June 21

When it comes to making a relationship work, you hate to negotiate. You missed that part of the training manual where it says “Learn to give as well as take.” Saturn has you in an especially selfish mood. Get over it, already.

Cancer

June 22-July 22

Neptune is kicking up those psychic vibes. You’ll seduce a stranger via telepathy. “You must be mine. Resistance is futile.” You’ll read that cutie’s palm. “I see a gorgeous woman in your future. Gee, she looks a lot like me!”

Leo

July 23-Aug. 22

Sex, sex and more sex. Yawn. You’re experiencing so much satisfaction these days that you’re turning into a lazy pussycat. When your every desire is being fulfilled, it’s easy to get spoiled. The sun is reminding you to express your gratitude.

Virgo

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Virgos detest going to the gym. The place smells bad, and you’re supposed to sweat there. Yuck. Mars is reminding you that obsessing about your troubles has helped you pack on the pounds. Get moving and get physical.

Libra

Sept. 23-Oct. 23

You’re notorious for hopping into bed with someone you’ve just met. This week you could be doing a lot of hopping. Venus has you craving lots of physical contact. Cuddle up with somebody nice and ward off that pending winter chill.

Scorpio

Oct. 24-Nov. 21

Did you really expect your ex to welcome you back with open arms? Did you truly believe that your on-again, off-again flame would get hot for you again? Venus says stop revisiting the past. It’s the future you should be concentrating on.

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