The Wearwolves hid out Friday at the Enclave, 213 W. Institute Pl., for a party sponsored by Chicago Vine. Good thing the drinks were free, because witnessing some of the get-ups cost us some sleep.
ROBERT KENNEDY
STEPHANIE: Hats off to this dapper dude.
THE GUYS: Does he expect to add about 100 pounds in an evening?
ARTHUR GARCIA
STEPHANIE: Really, is wearing a belt THAT difficult? Tuck!
THE GUYS: “Jenny, I got your number …”
PAMELA SALAZAR
STEPHANIE: She’s too pretty to wear a shirt that ugly.
THE GUYS: Absolutely right on so many levels.
STACEY WALLS
STEPHANIE: If those boots were made for walking, she’s running a marathon!
THE GUYS: Perfect downtown chic.
PETER REILLY
STEPHANIE: I loves me a man who watches “Queer Eye.”
THE GUYS: The shirt color gives the outfit a shot of something special it needed. Nice save!
ABBIE FINFROCK
STEPHANIE: You’re tall, blond and skinny. Look happy!
THE GUYS: The top, the bag, the belt, the pants, the shoes. Pick ONE piece to make a statement, not 10!
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Stephanie Sack
OWNER VIVE LA FEMME
Jeff Worth & Ralph Fasano
OWNERS OF HIS STUFF
