The Y Bar at 244 W. Ontario St. was hopping on Friday during the Static Mannequin 2 fashion event. After seeing some of the fashion on display, the Wolf Pack had to ask, Y us?
ARTHUR HOLMER
STEPHANIE: If clothes make the man, then can I make out with the man?
THE GUYS: Does anybody know where the coat check is?
MONIQUE: That’s a coat, not a jacket. Check it.
JUSTIN SMITH
STEPHANIE: Putting the “T” in HOT.
THE GUYS: A little casual but looks good. And get a new pose!
MONIQUE: Did his rugby team win? Get a kick-ass jacket.
JENA HENCIN
STEPHANIE: Ain’t nothin’ wrong with chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.
THE GUYS: Very sweet, but that skirt has got to go.
MONIQUE: Nice. But you need more arm and neck candy. More drama!
SHYLA STYLEZ
STEPHANIE: Did you hear about the suicide blond? She dyed by her own hand.
THE GUYS: Excuse me, I’m on the guest list.
MONIQUE: It’s 2,000 degrees below zero, and she’s sporting strappy sandals?
OMARI MILLER
STEPHANIE: Stripey and smiley.
THE GUYS: He knows how to wear clothes, but Ernie needs his striped shirt back.
MONIQUE: Great sweater. It goes well with jeans.
SUE PRUSKI
STEPHANIE: Obviously, she likes it cuff.
THE GUYS: The cuffed jean takes full advantage of her boots. A swashbuckler!
MONIQUE: Did she raid the workshop of a jewelry hobbyist?
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Stephanie Sack
VIVE LA FEMME OWNER
Jeff Worth & Ralph Fasano
OWNERS OF HIS STUFF
Monique Elias
OWNER OF YVETTE
