1. Goodnight everybody
Ebay is auctioning off props from “That ’70s Show” online. The props include the Forman family couch, the coffee table and Ashton Kutcher.
2. Feat of legend
In case you missed it, David Blaine wasn’t able to break the world record, but by holding his breath underwater for seven minutes, he was able to block out a chunk of “Deal or No Deal.”
3. Tanked
If it makes Mr. Blaine feel any better, I dunked my head in the office water cooler and only clocked 0:48. For some reason no one seemed to appreciate my attempt either.
4. Aim for the legs!
A game of “Tackle Lindsay Lohan” breaks out on “TRL.”
5. Judgment day
Four people trying to pirate “Mission: Impossible III” were arrested in theaters over the weekend. Police are still deciding whether to charge them with piracy or having terrible taste in movies.
6. Outbreak
Kudos to “Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America” for bringing attention to a disease that threatens us all: panicky TV movies designed to get ratings.
7. I am me
Meanwhile, Fantasia will play Fantasia in the Lifetime movie about Fantasia. Personally, I’m not sure if she’s right for the role …
8. Rated PG
A&E is in the process of editing 85 episodes of “The Sopranos” for when the mob drama airs in reruns starting in January. In the edited version, Tony’s rivals all die of eating ice cream and making balloon animals.
9. It’s a miracle
The final episode of “7th Heaven” aired Monday. Would it be tacky of me to thank the lord?
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