1. Beast slayer
It must have been a weird transition for Kate Beckinsale to go from starring as a monster hunter in “Underworld” to starring in an Adam Sandler comedy. Then again …
2. Through the years
Aerosmith and Motley Crue are going on tour. The only way you’ll be able to tell it’s not 1988 is when fans throw Prevacid onstage instead of their bras.
3. All the rage
Hollywood trend alert: “Multiple pregnancies” is the new “dating Ben Affleck.”
4. By the power …
With a mighty call, Christina Aguilera summons the other members of the Super Divas.
5. Tokyo underground
Tom Cruise says he’d like to use Tokyo for a week to film an action sequence. Not even Godzilla had the city this worried.
6. Shake it up
New research suggests that Southern California is overdue for a major earthquake. And Southern California’s all, like, “That’s not gonna cut off our supply of half-caf lattes, is it?”
7. Poster child
“Fantastic 4” star Chris Evans’ body is featured in Men’s Health as one of Summer’s Fittest Bodies. On a related note, my body appears in the new Garbage Disposal Quarterly.
8. Soap’s up
Mary J. Blige will appear on an episode of “One Life to Live,” which is what I’d be telling my agent right now if I were her.
9. Pieces of me
Breaking news from Britain: Pete Doherty has reached a deal to publish his personal journals. Each page will be flecked with vomit for the sake of authenticity.
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