8 p.m. friday
Stargate SG-1
Sci Fi
An alien creature threatens to kill everybody. He is assured that Lindsay Lohan will probably only release one more album.
10 p.m. friday
The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman
IFC
Stand-up comedian Laura Kightlinger stars in this new comedy about a film magazine writer willing to do anything–anything–to make it in Hollywood.
7 p.m. saturday
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
HBO
The kooky Johnny Depp version, not the kooky Gene Wilder original.
7 p.m. sunday
The Ron Clark Story
TNT
“Friends” star Matthew Perry plays a teacher completely devoid of sarcasm and a crush on Monica.
9 p.m. sunday
The Simple Life: ‘Til Death Do Us Part
E!
It’s the season finale–and there’s a hint that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie actually appear on the show at the same time. Drama!
Entourage
HBO
Saigon is missing, and Drama and Turtle have to chase him down. Meanwhile, Eric finds a new project for Vince.
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