1. Always a good cause
A pair of U.S. activists are organizing a war protest called the Global Orgasm for Peace–to be followed immediately by the Global Nap for Peace and, a little later on, the Global Search for Leftover Pizza.
2. Dive! Dive!
If you’re one of the few people who really wanted to see that O.J. interview, all is not lost. Dunking your head into a Porta Pottie produces the same experience.
3. Low and lower
So, can we still call the decision to pull the plug on O.J. a sign of progress if Fox ends up showing a “Man Vs. Beast” marathon instead?
4. Worst seat in the house
Tell me these guys are at least getting decent health benefits with this job.
5. Show’s over
I guess now we know why Kramer is so used to getting his own shows canceled.
6. Healthy choice
TMZ reports that Britney Spears hung out with Paris Hilton in Las Vegas last weekend. Just the influence Britney needs to get her personal life back on track.
7. Maybe both
What’s next on Britney’s stellar comeback agenda: “Dancing With the Stars” or brunch with Screech?
8. Shocker
Pete Doherty gets arrested again on a drug possession charge, and somehow that’s the least surprising news of the day.
9. Running on empty
It’s old news by now, but it’s hard to believe all the violence from people waiting in line for PlayStations over the weekend. No one has battled to lose their money like that since financiers lined up to invest in “The Dukes of Hazzard” movie.
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