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Recent letters by smokers and non-smokers have prompted this senior citizen to comment. If you smoke to calm your nerves, why not take a mild tranquilizer instead? If you smoke to be more energized, why not have a cup of strong coffee?

If you smoke, don’t sit next to me lest I be tempted to pour a glass of ice water over your head.