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TOPIC 1: WAS THERE ANYTHING WAGERED BETWEEN MICHAEL JORDAN AND TIGER WOODS?
Yep … Jordan’s going to have to make 100 3-pointers using golf balls.
Well, they both like the blonds …
Loser has to endorse Preparation H.
Just the GNP of the Bahamas.
For 15 years into the future, bronze statues.
TOPIC 2: IF YOU COULD GOLF WITH ANY CELEBRITY, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
Paula Abdul, mostly because I just want to hit her with a golf ball.
Farnsworth Bentley, because he’s probably wearing knickers and golf shoes as we speak.
Teri Hatcher, in case I need an extra nine-iron.
Charles Barkley. Have you seen that swing? I would be rich.
Spider-Man — because I’ve got the venom part covered.
TOPIC 3: WHO’S YOUR HORSE?
Imawildandcrazyguy, because, well, because I just am.
I’m torn between Street Sense and Sarah Jessica Parker.
That’s a personal question, and I refuse to answer.
My horse? Paul Revere. He’s right here.
Khartoum from “The Godfather.” Never go against the family.
TOPIC 4: WHAT DOES KEYSHAWN JOHNSON DO NOW?
Head up I-77, stop by Heinz Field and ask the Steelers to HIRE HIM!
Follow the footsteps of Michael Irvin and Cris Collinsworth as an annoying-ex-receiver-turned-commentator.
He moves in with Mel Kiper and they write a book about it: “Just Give Me the Damn Hair Dryer.”
Get out of the damn way.
Punt.
TOPIC 5: WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO THE CUBS ALL OF A SUDDEN?
Based on the last two days, players that can hit. Overall, though, just dumb luck.
Lou Piniella’s foot.
Lou Piniella has employed a new motivational tool: ominous harumphing.
May.
Oh, no, they’re not going to sucker me in. Not this time, anyway.
