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THAT’S RIGHT, YOUR FAVORITE PROGNOSTICATING POOCH WORKS SATURDAYS TOO.
1. Gone batty
Look, everybody! I’m just coming down from the high of the first televised MLB Draft. … Wheeee!
2. Health club
Ah, San Antonio. We know they’re good for us, but they just leave a bleah taste in our mouths. That’s it! The Spurs are medicine!
3. No comparison
I’m really worried about the star power in this NBA Finals. Even middle-of-nowhere San Antonio can trot out Eva Longoria. What does Cleveland have: Drew Carey?
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