The newest chapters of R. Kelly’s hip-hopera “Trapped in the Closet” hit store shelves Tuesday on DVD. Stuck in the closet with the lip-synching star is a cast of characters including a preacher, an ex-con, nosy neighbors and a midget. That got RedEye to thinking … what other stars are trapped somewhere?
“Trapped in the ’80s”
Scott Baio
“Trapped in the Doghouse”
Michael Vick
“Trapped in Rehab”
Lindsay Lohan
“Trapped in His Own Shadow”
Jay-Z
“Trapped Behind the Anchor Desk”
Katie Couric
“Trapped in the Studio”
Axl Rose
“Trapped in Haiku”
Rosie O’Donnell
“Trapped in the Hype”
Barack Obama
“Trapped in Tom Cruise’s Closet”
Katie Holmes
“Trapped in Mediocrity”
50 Cent
“Trapped in his Ego”
Donald Trump
“Trapped in his Baritone Voice”
Tay Zonday
“Trapped in Her Own Shoes”
Beyonce
“Trapped in the ’90s,”
Backstreet Boys
“Trapped Under her Umbrella, ella, ella”
Rihanna
“Trapped in Smashing Pumpkins Comeback”
Billy Corgan
“Trapped in his Latest Turnover”
Rex Grossman
“Trapped in Us Weekly”
Britney Spears
“Trapped in the Hair”
Amy Winehouse
