1. You’re sure?
Britney Spears plans to call her new album “Blackout.” You’d think someone who got called out by a judge for alleged substance abuse wouldn’t call her album — I’m wasting my breath here.
2. The bride wore denim
Rick Salomon is a married man. And you thought “30 Days of Night” looked scary.
3. Porn identity
So does Salomon and Pamela Anderson’s wedding video go to pay-per-view or is it a straight-to-boarded-up-adult-bookstore release?
4. Take cover
Skater Shaun White debuts the Bad Idea muscle shirt.
5. Meet the flop
It was a disappointing second-place opening for Ben Stiller’s “The Heartbreak Kid.” Clearly this one lacked the elements of some of Stiller’s other comedies, namely cats who use toilets.
6. Too little …
Foxy Brown has launched freefoxybrown.com, dedicated to giving you the very latest on her music career. Might have been a better idea to do this before she went to jail.
7. Time to heal
If the city seems a little less crowded this week it’s because Cubs fans are checking into rehab faster than you can say “Lohan relapse.”
8. Rare air
Food Network is launching a reality show search for the “The Next Iron Chef.” If ever there was a stage for you to showcase your blowfish-handling skills …
9. Forget me not
New versions of the Sidekick are due in stores soon. The sleek new phones are likely to be so popular that Paris Hilton already plans to lose three of them in the first week of release alone.
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