The Dolphins quietly started a new program this year to create a buzz where their play on the football field hasn’t — by stacking the stands with A-listers. For that, the team hired local NFL Alumni Association PR Director Doris Porter, wife of former Colts LB Ron Porter, and gave her a budget to pay the celebs’ expenses, including flights, rooms at a five-star resort, lunch money and Dolphins garb. If a Left Coast entertainment big wants to bring a posse, those bills can reach well into five figures, she said. Yet, even giving it away has been an uphill battle. While she did land rising star Terrence Howard for Sunday’s debacle against the Patriots, her attempts to land the likes of train wreck Britney Spears, her ex baby-making accomplice, Kevin Federline, and the oft-rehabbed Lindsay Lohan have been overruled. Apparently even the 0-7 Dolphins have standards.
