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“Now, how about tying one of those yellow ribbons on my dog and walking him around the friggin’ block?”
“When your husband’s deployed, you’ve got to pick up the slack and do different things. Everybody’s got to take their part. My kitchen floor’s dirty — the dog’s not doing his job.”
“What do they teach those soldiers in Iraq? How to snore louder? How to steal the covers? How to talk in your sleep?”
