1. Low brow
Missing from Victoria’s Secret’s “What Is Sexy?” list: Sexiest eyebrows — Andy Rooney of “60 Minutes.”
2. Screeeeeeee!
Celine Dion is No. 3 on Forbes’ list of the top-earning women in music. And No. 1 is Madonna. And No. 2 is a set of nails scraping across a blackboard.
3. Rumor has it
Police arrested a man claiming to be a freelance reporter outside of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s home. Shortly after, Star magazine reported that the man probably is pregnant.
4. Starve power
You’re looking at a dessert to be served at the Governor’s Ball after the Oscars. Though the actors may or may not show up. And may or may not be in the habit of eating food.
5. At risk
German research suggests that fans of the Giants and Patriots could suffer heart attacks in waves Sunday while watching the Super Bowl. And that’s just after watching the first “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” promo.
6. Youch
Montel Williams’ show is going off the air after his 17th season. In his place, his TV distributor will air … “Best of Montel” reruns. That has to sting a little.
7. Big talker
Katherine Heigl tells People magazine all about the birthday party she threw for hubby Josh Kelley. Somebody’s gunning for the Eva Longoria Verbal Diarrhea Award.
8. The replacements
Captain America is back in action. (He was killed off in his comic book several issues ago.) Apparently he’s the superhero world’s Lassie.
9. This is dangerous
Really interesting cover story today. Binge drinking really damages memory and other brain functions. Also, binge drinking really damages memory and other brain functions.
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