1. Just curious
I wonder if human growth hormone would work on dogs. Not that I would ever do something like that.
2. OK, I submit
Oh, I can’t handle the guilt. I’ve never done steroids, but I did eat a special blend of adult dog food — before I was an adult!
3. Someone’s gonna get it
Roger Clemens and Brian
McNamee stuck to their stories, which means one of them is lying.
4. One-man show
McNamee mostly answered congressmen’s questions without much haggling, but Clemens’ lawyers jumped up and tried to help him through difficult questions. Why?
5. Happy Valentine’s Day
Clemens says one of his accusers misunderstood him and that he was really talking about his wife using HGH. Roger, you better have a big box of chocolates on standby.
6. Oh, yeah
Spring Training has started. Alert Congress.
7. Knight and day
Indiana coach Kelvin Sampson has been hit with more allegations of misconduct. It takes a pretty dirty coach to make former IU coach Bob Knight look good.
8. Nice try
No matter how bad the allegations, Illini fans, IU’s Eric Gordon won’t be heading to Champaign. That is, unless he changes his mind again.
9. Be my neighbor
LeBron James has signed a sponsorship agreement with State Farm Insurance. He is so hip.
FIVE SPONSORS
… LeBron also might want to make a deal with.
– AARP
– Denny’s
– Life Alert
– Fixodent
– “The Golden Girls”
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