It’s so over (well, sorta)
First Sarah Silverman was [bleeping] Matt Damon, then Jimmy Kimmel was [bleeping] Ben Affleck, and now they’re no longer [bleeping] anyone.
At least no more A-list Hollywood stars.
According to usmagazine.com, the couple is hanging up the towel on the raunchy videos that earlier this year became instant sensations on YouTube.
“We have restraint,” Silverman told Extra. “We can contain ourselves.”
And, according to Kimmel, “we’re lazy.”
THE DIGIT
$8 MILLION
Amount of money Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt donated to their foundation in 2006, usmagazine.com reported, citing federal tax filings. Half of that money came from the sale of the couple’s baby photos. The foundation has contributed to Doctors Without Borders and the Global AIDS Alliance, among other charities.
What’s the ‘Big’ secret?
Oprah’s “Big Give” has a big get: Jennifer Aniston will make a special appearance on the show’s April 20 season finale.
The star will announce “big news,” according to Us Weekly, but her role is a secret.
“What can I possibly say that won’t get my ass kicked,” judge Jamie Oliver told the magazine before the season started. “I’m not allowed to say anything, but believe me, I’d love to.”
“Big Give” producer Ellen Rakieten told Us: “Jennifer is the nicest, kindest, sweetest person. … She’s the best friend you’d always want.”
Other A-listers who will pop up on the show include Jada Pinkett-Smith (April 6) and John Travolta (April 13).
Carpet bagger
Christian Siriano is working his 15 minutes of fame.
Fresh off an appearance on “Make Me A Supermodel,” the “Project Runway” champ has joined “Access Hollywood” as a special correspondent. He will work the orange carpet at the “Kids’ Choice Awards” on March 29, “Access” announced Friday.
“Watch out — you know I’ll be fierce with my comments,” Siriano said in a press release.
Not too fierce, we hope. No kid wants to be called a “hot tranny mess.”
The 22-year-old fashion maven begins his “Access Hollywood” stint on Friday. Siriano’s “Kids’ Choice Awards” segment will air March 31 on “Access Hollywood.”
Reign of ‘Rain’
The chocolate rain continues to fall. During the second annual YouTube Video Awards, Tay Zonday’s crooning over a calypso beat in “Chocolate Rain” earned him the prize for best music video among 2007 YouTube users. His highly talked-about tune went viral last year, earning him prime position on “Best Week Ever.”
But being buzzworthy must not have been the only winning factor. Chris Crocker, still enjoying 15 minutes of fame for his mascara-streaked defense of Britney Spears, was beaten out in the “commentary” category by a clip from Michael “What the Buck?” Buckley slamming Lonelygirl15, according to the AP.
Moment of ‘Truth’
Get ready for a double dose of hilarious: Tina Fey has joined the cast for Ricky Gervais’ upcoming comedy, “This Side of Truth.”
The movie stars Gervais, who also is making his directorial debut, as a loser who gets ahead in life by lying in a world where everyone tells the truth, Entertainment Weekly reports.
The star-studded cast includes Jennifer Garner, Rob Lowe, Jonah Hill and Christopher Guest, the writer-director of films including “Best in Show” and “A Mighty Wind.”
Tori’s spelling it out
Tori Spelling would love to return to “Beverly Hills, 90210” — in case anyone cares.
The actress, who played Donna Martin on the original “90210,” told People magazine she’d jump at the chance to appear on the remake the CW is developing, though she hasn’t been contacted by producers.
Spelling tells People she’s “obviously too young to have a teenager, so maybe I could be one of the main character’s young stepmom.” Or maybe she could be a high school sex ed teacher, “considering Donna Martin was America’s most infamous virgin.” Hint, hint.
