1. Scar power
Heidi Montag’s new song “No More” is on the Web. If you haven’t listened to it yet, try drying your face with a cheese grater instead of a towel. Very similar, really.
2. Juvenile offense
Asked how she keeps herself looking young, Demi Moore said she once used leech therapy. But enough about Ashton Kutcher …
3. Win-win
Chinese media report that the country’s pandas have been put on a “sexercise” program. Either China’s on its way to saving the species or producing the next governor of New York.
4. Future shock
With his new look, David Schwimmer takes on a new role: Aging Mac Guy.
5. Cough, ‘Idol,’ cough
Fox renewed “Prison Break” for another season, part of its ongoing campaign to stick with entertainment that wore out its welcome three years ago.
6. Keeping the faith
As someone who read the book it’s based on, I’m intrigued by the “21” trailer. Except for the fact that the ethnicities of the characters were changed. And violence was added. And apparently the whole story was hijacked. Really looking forward to it.
7. At what cost?
Raising children born in 2007 until they are 18 will cost $204,060, the government estimated — and that’s not including the cost of Jonas Brothers-inflicted psychological trauma.
8. Keep it together
Rumors are rampant that Jamie Lynn Spears is showing off a new engagement ring. Whatever the truth is, can we just get assurances that this won’t end with her taking electric clippers to her head?
9. Justice delayed
Rough news for travelers — a federal court nixed New York’s bill of rights for airplane passengers. So much for my “right to slap snorers” amendment.
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