What does $15.5 million buy an NFL kicker? RedEye offers Robbie Gould some suggestions.
– $18,300 for 10 pairs of Berluti’s Rapieces Reprises shoes. Because you can never pay too much for good shoes, can you?
– $1,000 for 100 copies of “Goldfinger” at $10 a pop on amazon.com — since it’s not likely James Bond will be making a “Gouldfoot” movie.
– $500,000 to charity. You’re in luck, Cedric Benson!
– $15 million for 10 boxes ($1.5M apiece) of Lake Forest Confections’ Le Chocolat — gourmet chocolates surrounded by natural yellow and blue diamonds, emeralds and sapphires — for his special teams pals at Lake Forest’s Halas Hall.
– $3 million insurance policy on legs. You never know when a fellow kicker will go into a Tonya Harding-like fit of rage.
– $12 for a copy of Adam Sandler’s CD “What’s Your Name?” which includes the single, “The Lonesome Kicker.”
