Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Celebrities send cards,
Just like me and you.
With Valentine’s Day around the corner, RedEye dreamed up some of the cards celebrities could send to their sweethearts. Haven’t bought your Valentine a card yet? Don’t panic: Simply cut out one of these cards to give to your honey. Watch ’em jump for joy.
XOXO,
RedEye
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To: Brad Pitt
From: Angelina Jolie
Paparazzi are jerks,
Red carpets are long.
I need more kids,
So let’s get it on.
To: Calista Flockhart
From: Harrison Ford
Carnations are pink,
Roses are cherry.
For the last time, woman,
We’re never gonna marry.
To: The American public
From: Michael Phelps
Ice cream is cold,
Burritos are hot.
Forget the candy,
Have any pot?
To: Demi Moore
From: Ashton Kutcher
Nikon’s my fave,
And Twitter’s the bomb.
Who cares if my wife
Is as old as my mom?
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tswartz@tribune.com
