Bracket bust
If our panel isn’t funny today, it’s because they’re still mourning their NCAA picks.
Jimmy Greenfield
Tracy Swartz
Scott Kleinberg
Adam Caldarelli
Stick Figure
Which Big Ten team will be the last one standing in the Big Dance?
I’ll file the answer in the “Doesn’t Matter” category.
Purdue. If the Boilermakers do their job, no one should be left standing.
Purdue. They make tough chickens. Not that the players are chickens. Never mind.
Michigan State or Purdue. One of the two.
Are the Unicorns still playing? I’ll take them.
The Cubs have shown interest in more night games. Is that a good idea?
For the Cubs, yes. For Wrigleyville residents, no, but who cares.
Everyone looks better in the dark.
Yep. Maybe they can stop the curse under guise of darkness.
As long as the night games have wins attached.
Ooh, I don’t know. Do they still sell cotton candy at night games?
The Bulls host the Heat tonight. Welcome Dwyane Wade back to Chicago.
You’re no longer one of us.
Looking for Band-Aids? Head to Wrigleyville, the center for boo-boos and groupies.
Hey, buddy. How’s the hip holding up? Don’t work too hard. Bulls need a win anyhow.
Hi, welcome back. Try to keep it under 50, will ya?
Hey, Dwyane! Got time for a quick game of Candyland?
Who’s your first pick in your fantasy baseball draft?
I’m No. 6 in NL-only, so Peavy, Utley or Theriot.
Someone who has pointers for my team, SwartzCenter. E-mail if interested.
I always go with Jack Wilson — the guy who’s gonna lead Pittsburgh to the World Series.
Cue the sound of crickets chirping.
Alex Rodriguez seems like a model citizen. I’ll take him.
Chicago’s Olympic bid is …
… all to satisfy Mayor Daley’s massive ego.
… a chance for Chicago to showcase real athletes for a change.
… doomed because of the city’s horrendous public transportation.
… apparently not stirring too many souls.
… great! I love figure skating!
