Play ball!
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Jen Patterson
Jimmy Greenfield
Tracy Swartz
Dr. Fantasy
Cubs Hand
Three days into the baseball season and I’m already …
… counting the magic number.
… exhausted from checking on my fantasy teams.
… having a ball. Jealous, Jimmy?
… clinching my fantasy baseball championship. Well, almost.
… rehabbing a strained thumb and three jammed fingers.
Give us your best knee-jerk reaction for the Cubs’ or White Sox’s play so far.
Stretch!
Jim Thome is a god. Not THE God, but a god.
I want to give a knee-jerk reaction, but Lou Piniella has security. Jerk.
I’m a game away from registering CubsWorldSeries09.com
I don’t have a knee, but I’m so excited I chest-bumped Tracy. Hand-to-chest, that is.
The Bulls are finishing strong. Could they actually make playoff noise?
Yes, as long as Neil Funk doesn’t drink the Haterade.
Yes, but the kind of noise heard after Jen eats chili.
The only noise the Bulls make after finishing is soft weeping.
If by playoff noise you mean the distinct sound of the Celtics or Cavs crushing them, then yes.
Winning is contagious, and Chicago has it bad. So, I say thumbs-up.
What’s your Blackhawks playoff attire going to consist of?
Commit to the Indian underwear and a headdress.
I’m wearing my playoff beard. Her name is Jill.
A protective helmet. Hockey hurts the brain.
A winter coat, apparently. When will it actually get warm again in Chicago?
Warm gloves. I’m hoping Jen takes me to the UC in her pocket.
How are you preparing yourself for Tiger Woods hype as The Masters approaches?
I drink Gatorade Tiger.
I bought hype insurance so if it gets to be too much I’ll receive a free pair of ear plugs.
Plenty of enthusiasm. I get really excited for Woods.
Trying to block Jim Nantz’s Tiger-worshiping voice out of my head for as long as I can.
I’ve been practicing my Tiger puns: Woods is a hard man to beat.
