Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Tanya Mookerji, Barrington
Allison Prang, Bartlett
Jimmy Loomos, Maine South
Yogi Patel, Maine East
MODERATOR: If you could have seen Michael Jackson
play any sport, which would it be and why?
TANYA: I feel like he would have been a good ice skater. Maybe the moonwalk on ice?
ALLISON: Cheerleading. I wonder how he would incorporate his dance moves.
JIMMY: Rugby — a crazy sport for a crazy guy.
YOGI: Hockey. It would have been hilarious to have seen him get checked and fly around the rink.
MODERATOR: The 2010 Winter Olympic medals have a wavy
shape. If you could design a medal, what would it look like?
TANYA: It would be a big “A” for “awesome.”
ALLISON: It would be sparkly and really big with an outlined torch in the middle.
JIMMY: It would be a gold cylinder with a hole through it that has Wi-Fi. Because everything has Wi-Fi nowadays.
YOGI: A bottle opener, so it would actually come in handy.
MODERATOR: How do you beat an undefeated team?
TANYA: Well, the important thing is having fun!
ALLISON: You cheer way louder and take their shoes.
JIMMY: Yes, they missed a last-second shot and we won.
YOGI: Simple. Cheat.
MODERATOR: Ex-White Sox pitcher and TBS baseball analyst
David Wells admitted “I just farted” live on the air during a
playoffs broadcast. What’s your reaction?
TANYA: That’s embarrassing.
ALLISON: I doubt he’s the only one …
JIMMY: What did I tell you about eating spicy tacos before you came on the air?!?!
YOGI: First I laughed, then I thought to myself, “Too much info.”
